A Winning Streak
Top 10 Moments In Streaking
History
Wearing clothes just plain sucks. They're dry, itchy and they prevent us from seeing what every girls' boobs look like every day. Naked is natural and naked is free. When you have that fresh free naked feeling, the first thing you want to do is share it with the rest of the world. Like the following ten people who let their business flop around for the world to see. But seriously, you think there's any way to start a petition for a National Female Topless Day?
#10 News Streaker - And he gets five extra style points for the air horn.
#9 Tennis Streaker - After years with Enrique Inglesias, Anna Kournikova is shocked to learn that men actually do have penises.
#8 The Snow Streaker - You know Frosty The Snowman totally put his fat ass up to it.#7 The Speed Racer Streaker - Oh my god, he was like totally streaking so fast he almost messed up that poor woman's hair!
#6 Soccer Streaker Almost Scores - The most exciting thirty seconds of soccer you'll ever see.#5 Superbowl Streaker - Janet Jackson ain't got nothing on this wardrobe malfunction.
#4 Female Streaker Scores A Goal - When the hell is somebody finally going to step up to the plate and start a naked women's sports channel?
#3 The Nike Streaker - Wearing overpriced running shoes made in the sweatshops of poverty-stricken nations makes you a much better streaker.
#2 Streaker Get Crushed - It's almost as bad as the infamous Chuck Bednarik hit on Frank Gifford.
#1 Frank The Tank Goes Streaking - Frank the Tank will always be the greatest streaker that ever lived. Honey, you think KFC is still open?
